As slow as molasses

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The Jupiterians are hard at work again. And by hard at work, I mean that they are having a blast playing tricks on me.

I don’t know why the Jupiterians have such a fascination with my computer. They slow it down to the point that I feel that every program has to swim through an ocean of molasses in order to just open. They make that silly message from Vista–the one asking if I want to allow this to happen, or that to happen–to pop up over and over. They make it so that updates and scans happen only when I most need to use every ounce of my computer’s memory.

We all know how slow computers get during updates and scans!

Many of you probably think it is my fault, but it isn’t. I have configured my computer to run scans and process updates in the middle of the night, while I am dreaming dreams of adventure.

Besides, I know without a shadow of a doubt that all my computer troubles are caused by the Jupiterians. Every time they play a prank, they giggle.

Giggle, giggle, giggle. See, there they go again! I wonder what they have done this time?

2 thoughts on “As slow as molasses

  1. Veronica R. Tabares

    I would, but the Jupiterians are so active right now I might end up with Windows 7.2. And since Windows 7.2 hasn't been invented yet, it would probably mean that the Jupiterians added in their own special features.

    Jupiterian features would not be fun!

    I'll just have to wait until they go on vacation to upgrade.


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