How is it that no matter how hard I try to perfect the manuscript, when I get the proof I always find something I need to change?
Is there a gremlin in my computer that makes changes just as I finalize my final draft?
Or maybe I was hypnotized sometime in my past, and I am the one sneaking in little mistakes that need to be corrected.
Oh, wait, now I have it figured out. It is those pesky Jupiterian aliens! They must be really slow readers, and they want to have the book in hand well ahead of anyone else in their bookclub!