I see the ads all the time. Buy this software, and you will be able to write a full novel in 90 days, 60 days, even 30 days!
I say, what’s the point? WHY would I want to write a novel in 30, 60, or even 90 days?
I LOVE WRITING! I adore sitting down in front of my computer, clearing my mind of all my cares and woes, and immersing myself in a story of my own making. It is the one place in my life where I have total control. And by total, I do mean total.
Need a little cheer–I simply add some humor to whatever I am writing.
Feeling nostalgic–those memories will really bring the page to life.
But best of all, if a character starts to develop that I don’t like, it doesn’t bother me in the least. With my handy-dandy delete button I can banish that irritating character from my life forever. Gone! Never to be seen again!
Now, where in life do I have that kind of power?
So I repeat, why would I ever, ever, want to rush the writing process! Be gone, you irritating Write a book in 30 day ads!