Can you believe it! My proof was lost in the mail!
I wonder if it was delivered to the wrong address, and the recipient has not even looked at the package yet. After all, I’m sure there are many people who only open their mail once a month or so.
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It may have fallen off a conveyor belt in the post office, and it is gathering dust behind all the noisy machines. But since my book is a friendly book, so I’m sure it will be making friends with all the other lost packages that have fallen behind the machinery throughout the years.
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Aliens from Jupiter had read the first book, and just couldn’t wait to read the next one!
Naughty aliens!